Comic 83 - Read notes, check inside machines

Posted on 27th Jul 2017, 12:52 AM in The Hospital
Read notes, check inside machines

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Morgenstern 27th Jul 2017, 12:52 AM edit delete
You take a glance over Dr. Finch's notes. It's mostly a bunch of technical jargon about probabilities and the limits of a bio printer. He speculates that an absolute expert at programming, thoroughly experienced in how a bio printer operates, would be able to produce parts vaguely resembling a whole human in total. However, you'd also have to be an absolute mastermind of anatomical medicine, and even then the bio printer can only do so much. Shakespeare, monkeys, typewriters, etc. Though, in this case the typewriters are crayons and the monkeys don't speak the same language. The closest a discount bio printer could ever get would still be horrifyingly inhuman.

On a whim, you decide to check in the laundry machines themselves. You nail it on the first try.

"Is... is it safe? Did you kill the creature?"

Though he's fairly skinny, cramming his entire body into a laundry machine is still an impressive feat. If he ever quits being a doctor, he might have a career in the circus.


Vahno 27th Jul 2017, 1:34 AM edit delete reply
Pfffahahahahhaha! Oh my god that crazy doctor.

Ask him what the creature looks like. A hand?

...wait. oh god no... I... had a thought. Aaaaaand I am REALLY hoping I'm wrong.
DrBilly 27th Jul 2017, 1:37 AM edit delete reply
It's behind the machines/lockers again!! I HATE THIS
Guest 27th Jul 2017, 1:39 AM edit delete reply
Is Jane Doe the result of one of these experiments? High end bio printer, perhaps even custom, worked over by a master...
RandomReader 3rd Aug 2022, 12:05 AM edit delete reply
Ah, yes, the infinite monkey theorem. I see you. ;)