Comic 1131 - Transform into a magical girl
Posted on 26th Nov 2018, 7:29 PM
in Like a Bullet from Behind
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You do an elaborate series of magical girl poses, culminating with the wand being launched from the blood on the floor. You almost fumble trying to snatch it out of the air, but you manage to catch it. Giving it a twirl and a final dramatic pose, you convert the very thinnest layer of the surface of your bone armor into a very pink skin. You... might have also hummed a tune to facilitate your transformation.
. . . . .
There's a very long pause.
Michelle is the first to speak.
"Oh my god."
"I'm going home," Fuse states, covering his mouth with his hand. "Not even back to the bunker, like, I'm going to walk back to my apartment."
"From Ilworth?," Michelle asks.
"Yeah," Fuse clarifies simply. "Just... just gonna hoof it right through the ocean."
Caius is laughing too hard to say anything coherent, physically leaning against the nearby power box to keep from doubling over.
You give your giant clot--which you are tentatively calling Blobbert--eyes, so you can see out of it better. Since Blobbert will be sloshing and rolling around quite a bit, you have to make the eyes on the inside with the blood, and just sort of... keep them stable.
You also add some miscellaneous tissue to fill in the rest of a face, for no particular reason.
"Blood science has gone too far," Michelle says, still fighting back her own laughter.
"We've lost our minds," Fuse mutters, looking aside and struggling to restrain a smirk. "We have lost our god damn minds."
"Why does--" Caius wheezes, barely able to get words out amidst his laughter. "Tha goofy face--! There ain't no-- jus'-- why?!"
You hug the clot, and send it on its way.
It has to squeeze a bit to fit through the door, but it manages.
This time, nothing unusual occurs. The lights in the hallway are on, but they don't flicker, and no ghosts manifest. You suspect that, if whatever caused the phenomenon last time can really detect electrical signatures... well, it may not be able to 'sense' your giant clot.
Can it change it's facial expressions?
Wait, focus. Explore with Blobbert.
Check the first door while proceeding for the second, web-free door.
Don't really have anything else to add other than Mine probably needs to herself enter the bare minimum amount necessary into the room to begin communications.
Michelle with the ghost gun behind providing a means of escape if necessary.
Mostly just want to go full generic enemy slime, but the mobility might be useful/good practice.
Plus I'd rather live in a world where the blood goddess responsible for its destruction cycle has that kind of outlook rather than a stick up her backside.
I suggest, for later: We have mine practice making bone-missiles in different sizes, razor sharp knifes that have blood on one end so we can levitate them, then store them in the red. Once needed, we open a portal an shoot them at whatever needs more cuts and less blood in its body, like a glorious hailstorm of death.
… or shoot them one by one from our magical girl wand. I love this comic.
Unlimited Bloodworks?
this is it. this is the best damn update. Morg has peaked and no amount of drama, shock, or feels will be able to beat this single update.
Wizards, not even once.
yet.
I like Limrix's suggestion that we electrify Blobbert a bit to make him visible to Psychic Mutant Ghost Spider Satan. Maybe we should explore the area first, then once it's sufficiently explored, we can do that in order to lure Psychic Mutant Ghost Spider Satan out and get a good look at it.
If we can provide any kind of electrosensory organ for Blobbert, that might also be useful to have. I'm pretty sure some animals can sense electricity, but not sure if we know how to make that kind of sensor. Perhaps we need to give Blobbert some kind of fluffy antenna like a Moogle's bonbon, so we can sense if there's an area of electricity in the air by when the hairs get staticky?
OH MY.
F@%^*%@.
GOD. XD
That FACE! XD
I regret nothing.
With Mine: This.
Can someone make this animated?
like....
I wonder if they're reconisdering this whole prophecy thing, at least until we solve their problems using extreme blood rockets.
Hmmm. We're in the universe, which means our blood is in the universe, so using the fact that we currently are the remaining sane species that is omnipotent, we could probably manipulate anything. Earth avatar powers, forcing the air itself to crush things, etc.
Maybe not stronk enough to do that now though
Fear the Cosmic God, the First Womb! Mahou Shoujo Mine Magica!!!
Next time, we need to make a cute and frilly dress of flesh XD.